australian government: work for the dole
australian government: oh wait by work we mean apply for 40 jobs a month and do 25 hours of community service per week but we still won’t pay you for six months, good luck if yr a single parent, undereducated, disabled or in any other way disadvantaged btw we have no jobs lol
spending copious amounts of money and an eye test tomorrow because my vision is shit lately - life is so excitibg
- Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
- Cherry - I love you.
- Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
- Blueberry - You’re amazing.
- Kiwi - You’re pretty
- Rasberry - You’re hot.
- Plum - I would fuck you.
- Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
- Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
- Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
- Orange - I want to get to know you.
- Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
- Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
- Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
protest against honeydew and rockmelon being the majority in store bought fruit salads
Rockmelon is the best. Watermelon is the worst.
y ou come into my house, you shit m y watermelon, on toda y, the day of my daughter’s wedding, ho w dare yo u, how dare