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australian government: work for the dole

australian government: oh wait by work we mean apply for 40 jobs a month and do 25 hours of community service per week but we still won’t pay you for six months, good luck if yr a single parent, undereducated, disabled or in any other way disadvantaged btw we have no jobs lol

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u r welcome everyone i’m here all week

it continues

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im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

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spending copious amounts of money and an eye test tomorrow because my vision is shit lately - life is so excitibg

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holy-triangles asked: a little bird told me you're also australian and also happen to go by the name izzy! i do too (mostly), nice to meet you! hope you're doing well my name-friend! <3

hello name-friend! i am doing quite well, i hope you are as well :)) <3

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Please send me a fruit?
  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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protest against honeydew and rockmelon being the majority in store bought fruit salads

Rockmelon is the best. Watermelon is the worst.

y ou come into my house, you shit m y watermelon, on toda y, the day of my daughter’s  wedding, ho w dare yo u, how dare

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